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 Crap CVs

SUMMARY ✓ Crap CVs Ght you red handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the wo. Some of these I m not so sure have been just made up


SUMMARY ✓ Crap CVs Rst job applications imaginable including overly honest cover letters embarrassing typos mortifying personal revelations awkward interview uestions misplaced self confidence self aggrandizing gibberish blatant truth twisting and of course outright lie. This book is pretty good some funny comments in it but it s printed on that cheap looking yellow paper which makes it look dodgy Fortunately I ordered this as a funny raffle prize so it was fine but I d have been embarrassed if it had been of a personal present The contents are funny though


SUMMARY ✓ Crap CVs Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager Each time I apply for a job I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have cau. Feeling down Read this you will laugh out loud I d love to use some of these techniues in my own resume clearly for a job i didn t want